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General Information

Year
1988
Make
Land Rover
Model
90
Color
Red
History
Half a Land Rover, acquired from Eric. Hence:

A one, two A one, two, three, four
Half a bee, philosophically
Must, ipso facto, half not be
But half the bee has got to be
A vis-a-vis its entity,
d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing
A laa dee dee, a one two three
Eric, the half a bee
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Eric, the half a bee
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
A fiddle de dum, a fiddle de dee
Eric, the half a bee
Hoh hoh hoh, tee hee hee
Eric, the half a bee
I love this hive, employee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon, by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally The end
Cyril Connelly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh, Cyril Connelly

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Was once going to a be a full build. Parts now scattered, MD, PA, FL, NJ, TN, NY and beyond I'm sure. Thanks to John Cranfield for the name. Perfect. Plus the reg plate looks like it says Eric. Kind of.
1988 Land Rover 90 (Red)

Modifications

Interior
Dismantled
Exterior
Red with aluminum oxide patina.

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