Jim that signature sums it up!
I can almost understand Edinburgh and Glasgow english, but further north it is not easy to understand.
There are a lot of scottish americans here as well.
Uncle "Richard" Douglas has a Land Rover with big wheels that never gets stuck... until he breaks something so it won't go. Uncle Douglas always breaks something. - Anna Crowther at the Conclave 2012 (AKA Carburetor Neck)