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Old May 9th, 2013, 03:08 PM
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Worst Defender For Sale Ads - pics and words

After seeing so many terrible For Sale ads lately, I figured it was finally time to start a thread dedicated to those ads that just make you scratch your head like WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

Please post the link and a photo and/or the phrase that makes you just laugh.

I'll start with these gems.

1) 1988 Land Rover Defender 110 county

1988 Land Rover Defender 110 county SUV 4x4 range rover freeland

First off, the price is $57,000 so I wondered what's so special about it? Then I saw the fully custom Kleenex holder conveniently bolted into the roof for easy access for the whole booger-blowing family. If there's one thing I've always wondered, it was WHERE is there a safe and secure place I can place my Kleenex for not only easy access, but also in such a way that it does not turn into a deadly weapon in the chance of a collision? I seriously hope they drilled all the way through the roof for this mod.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1988-...item4173064c88

2) 1983 Land Rover Defender 110 WAGON

1983 LAND ROVER DEFENDER 110*43k ORIGINAL MILES*1 OWNER*LAND ROVER SERVICED!!

VERY RARE DEFENDER 110 WAGON*3.5L V8 MANUAL*COLLECTORS!

Black exterior with blue interior - apparently the agent is blind, as he calls both the exterior and interior black. Famous quote: POPULAR COLOR COMBO- This DEFENDER 110 looks great with a clean Black interior and Black exterior! WHERE???!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/110-W...orcev4exp=true

3. 1997 Land Rover Defender
1997 Land Rover Defender 90 White

My neck hurts. Every single photo is tilted the wrong way. That's some crazy hill descent.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1997-...orcev4exp=true
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Old May 9th, 2013, 04:45 PM
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My personal hate is those jump seats set incorrectly.
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My personal hate is those jump seats set incorrectly.
I used that pic for a double whammy.
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Old May 9th, 2013, 04:48 PM
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hey - at least his lug nuts are black.
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Old May 9th, 2013, 09:51 PM
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Really? Damit Jim..............
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rare dodge 200tdi

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI...m=261213479948

200tdi (did not know that Dodge made a 200tdi)
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rare dodge 200tdi

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI...m=261213479948

200tdi (did not know that Dodge made a 200tdi)
upside down and sideways photos
These guys are LAZY
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Old May 10th, 2013, 09:26 AM
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These guys are LAZY

Or:
  1. They have no clue how to use a computer/digital camera (they're out there)
  2. They don't know what they have...trust me, these trucks are sometimes passed down via a will etc. etc., and quite frankly some people just don't care what the truck is, they just want any money they can get out of it. I've seen this...
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Old May 10th, 2013, 09:32 AM
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rare dodge 200tdi

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI...m=261213479948

200tdi (did not know that Dodge made a 200tdi)
upside down and sideways photos
Haha good one! That engine shot made me laugh, considering it's not even the same car! It's some red truck of some sort. Oh boy.
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/defen...item257d9be9df

WTF kind of A/C is that?
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Old May 10th, 2013, 02:35 PM
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What sucks about it? That dash looks like your console.
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What sucks about it? That dash looks like your console.

Well played. I have not installed the new one yet, luckily I can remove a console quicker than Rhinolining.
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Here's another. If you our going to try too scam peeple, at lease make it beleaveable bi figyouring out how too get threw an entyre sentins without misusing or misspelling nearleigh all of yor words.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...917452847.html

1995 LAND ROVER DEFENDER 90 - $18500 (TUJUNGA)



LOOKING FOR A GOOD HOME FOR MY 1995 LAND ROVER DEFENDER 90, 160K MILES, FURM ON PRICE PLEASE DONT WAIST YOURS AND MY TIME, SALVEGE TITEL, CONTACT ED (818)968-4225
  • Location: TUJUNGA
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