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Old December 23rd, 2008, 07:53 PM
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Are you a avid Defender-phile????

Here ya go guys. http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Defen...QQcmdZViewItem
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Old December 23rd, 2008, 08:25 PM
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It should come along with a white 1988 range rover [with title]--oh wait, i have a 1988 white range rover.
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Old December 23rd, 2008, 09:10 PM
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It should come along with a white 1988 range rover [with title]--oh wait, i have a 1988 white range rover.
I read the first two Ebay paragraphs and did an incredible translation in less than 85 seconds. Awesome!

"I am listing this because I was a dumbass and actually bought a car that is wholly illegal and I can't take the cash-money loss.. So my potential loss is your indictment!

I acquired this Defender TD5 90 inch wheelbase truck through some shady shit meth-lab/hedge-fund/mortgage-broker/rural Montana Rover shop.. The original Belgian owner tells me that I could import it legally and have it federally inspected in Mauritania, and that it is a 2010 Forward Control/101 model. It was brought over from Nigeria, disassembled, then rebuilt here by the Delorean Factory, but all from the same truck. This Belgian dude/friend then discovered an error in the original title and decided to pass it off to me, super-dummy, and I paid in cash, SO......this is being sold as "Parts Only/IQ sub-75-Required" and you're on your own for negotiating a deal with the Feds. I will not cover bail or attorneys fees.. Many avid Defender-philes will look at this and say "I'd rather rub a button of plutonium all over my naked body before bidding on this" but I hope to GOD that some assclown gets sucked in. Upto you, I'll have nothing to do with that part of it because even I know that it's completely illegal and I need the dough for my Ferrari GTO/Fiero kit car. That original Belgian/Nigerian owner believes he can get the title situation straightened out for it, but it's been awhile and I just want to sell it and move on without getting a call from DOT/NHTSA/EPA. Oh, and the Belgian guy said ECR worked on it."
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Old December 23rd, 2008, 09:29 PM
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I read the first two Ebay paragraphs and did an incredible translation in less than 85 seconds. Awesome!

"I am listing this because I was a dumbass and actually bought a car that is wholly illegal and I can't take the cash-money loss.. So my potential loss is your indictment!

I acquired this Defender TD5 90 inch wheelbase truck through some shady shit meth-lab/hedge-fund/mortgage-broker/rural Montana Rover shop.. The original Belgian owner tells me that I could import it legally and have it federally inspected in Mauritania, and that it is a 2010 Forward Control/101 model. It was brought over from Nigeria, disassembled, then rebuilt here by the Delorean Factory, but all from the same truck. This Belgian dude/friend then discovered an error in the original title and decided to pass it off to me, super-dummy, and I paid in cash, SO......this is being sold as "Parts Only/IQ sub-75-Required" and you're on your own for negotiating a deal with the Feds. I will not cover bail or attorneys fees.. Many avid Defender-philes will look at this and say "I'd rather rub a button of plutonium all over my naked body before bidding on this" but I hope to GOD that some assclown gets sucked in. Upto you, I'll have nothing to do with that part of it because even I know that it's completely illegal and I need the dough for my Ferrari GTO/Fiero kit car. That original Belgian/Nigerian owner believes he can get the title situation straightened out for it, but it's been awhile and I just want to sell it and move on without getting a call from DOT/NHTSA/EPA. Oh, and the Belgian guy said ECR worked on it."
Nicely done! The ECR line just topped the cake.
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Old December 23rd, 2008, 09:43 PM
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Nicely done! The ECR line just topped the cake.
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Old December 24th, 2008, 01:09 AM
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Soooooo, I should pull my bid on this truck?
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Old December 24th, 2008, 09:57 AM
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Hmmm. It came from Nigeria? This would be the first time something actually came out of Nigeria would it not?
My personal favourite line though is "Ferrari GTO/Fiero kit". That's like the King of turd mountain getting to wed the queen!
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Old December 24th, 2008, 04:33 PM
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"I'd rather rub a button of plutonium all over my naked body before bidding on this"

That's priceless.
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Old December 24th, 2008, 05:30 PM
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LOL. Wish the listing wasn't pulled so I could have seen that too.
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Old December 24th, 2008, 06:27 PM
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"I'd rather rub a button of plutonium all over my naked body before bidding on this"

That's priceless.
I have no idea where I came up with all that nonsense.. Especially the plutonium part. It's just all magic spilling out of my scientific mind.

I do wish I had saved the original first two paragraphs. They were classic without any changes from me.
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