Paraphrasing a joke from our Christmas crackers.
Q: Why is is a good idea to sleep under your Land Rover?
A: Because you'll wake up oily in the morning!
1966 109 5 door wagon 300Tdi "spermaceti fueled"
1994 RRC LeWiB "ruining the air behind me"
1968 2A 88
All my troubles are Rover