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Old August 1st, 2014, 01:06 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=hKWmFWRVLlU

I couldnt figure out how to "embed" it into the post, follow the link.
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Old August 1st, 2014, 01:42 PM
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Perfect!
but a very simple model.
I always thought some genius should develop and algorithm to be used in a smart phone app where not only the x/y axis are plotted, but limitless variables that influence either hot/crazy.
You could enter a birthday and it would calculate age, time left remaining to menopause, or time remaining until the "baby clock" is in full swing etc. It could even factor the 12 or so weeks out of the year when the crazy factor is exponentially increased to give a modified crazy rating.
You could incorporate genealogy and rate her mom and what age she's at etc.


I mean if you're going to be "Moneyball" analytical, do it all the way!
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Old August 1st, 2014, 01:44 PM
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That was seriously funny. I could have used that chart in my youth. It might have changed my life
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Old August 1st, 2014, 02:56 PM
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Old August 1st, 2014, 03:13 PM
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Damn, wish someone would have shown me the matrix when I was younger.....
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Old August 1st, 2014, 03:18 PM
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Damn, wish someone would have shown me the matrix when I was younger.....
It does not really matter as the crazy index can change at any time without warning. No women is a fixed point in the universe.
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It does not really matter as the crazy index can change at any time without warning. No women is a fixed point in the universe.
That was def the key piece of info in that presentation; at any given time your data point can disappear and shift anywhere else on the index (typically I have observed on the crazy axis more than the hotness...)
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Old August 1st, 2014, 03:40 PM
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The only safe answer to "where am I on the chart?"
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The only safe answer to "where am I on the chart?"
Because if you answered otherwise, then you witness a change to the extreme crazy zone. ------ Follow up post added August 1st, 2014 04:24 PM ------ My wife did things to me in public, including church, that the people there told me not to bring her back. Even our therapist told me in confidence, she (the therapist) was afraid for my safety.
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Perfect! but a very simple model. I always thought some genius should develop and algorithm to be used in a smart phone app where not only the x/y axis are plotted, but limitless variables that influence either hot/crazy. You could enter a birthday and it would calculate age, time left remaining to menopause, or time remaining until the "baby clock" is in full swing etc. It could even factor the 12 or so weeks out of the year when the crazy factor is exponentially increased to give a modified crazy rating. You could incorporate genealogy and rate her mom and what age she's at etc. I mean if you're going to be "Moneyball" analytical, do it all the way!
This is a great idea. I will PM you.
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Then there is also the 5 secrets to a perfect relationship.

1. It is important to have a woman who helps out at home, cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to have a woman who makes you laugh and is attractive as well.

3. It is important to have a woman who you can trust and dosen't lie to you.

4. It is important to have a woman who awsome in bed and likes being with only you.

5. It is very, very, very important that these 4 bitches never meet each other.
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I was super wasted a few years ago (big surprise) and we were watching a special on tanks on the discovery channel...

The iron triangle as it applies to women is as follows;

1. She puts out like a hemi
2. My friends/family like her
3. She's hot

Sacrifice 1 for the other 2 and that's what you get!
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Then there is also the 5 secrets to a perfect relationship. 1. It is important to have a woman who helps out at home, cooks and cleans. 2. It is important to have a woman who makes you laugh and is attractive as well. 3. It is important to have a woman who you can trust and dosen't lie to you. 4. It is important to have a woman who awsome in bed and likes being with only you. 5. It is very, very, very important that these 4 bitches never meet each other.
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Then there is also the 5 secrets to a perfect relationship.

1. It is important to have a woman who helps out at home, cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to have a woman who makes you laugh and is attractive as well.

3. It is important to have a woman who you can trust and dosen't lie to you.

4. It is important to have a woman who awsome in bed and likes being with only you.

5. It is very, very, very important that these 4 bitches never meet each other.

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Old August 2nd, 2014, 02:03 PM
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This reminds me how I can almost associate any girl with a brand/model of car.

I used to joke with my landscape/gear head buddies way back how if they had a manual for a girlfriend/wife things would be much easier for us. And how you have to do PM things like flowers and dinner to keep things "running right".
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Then there is also the 5 secrets to a perfect relationship. 1. It is important to have a woman who helps out at home, cooks and cleans. 2. It is important to have a woman who makes you laugh and is attractive as well. 3. It is important to have a woman who you can trust and dosen't lie to you. 4. It is important to have a woman who awsome in bed and likes being with only you. 5. It is very, very, very important that these 4 bitches never meet each other.
This is gold
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Old August 2nd, 2014, 08:30 PM
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This reminds me how I can almost associate any girl with a brand/model of car.

I used to joke with my landscape/gear head buddies way back how if they had a manual for a girlfriend/wife things would be much easier for us. And how you have to do PM things like flowers and dinner to keep things "running right".
So the question begs.. What would a woman have to do to become a land rover..lol..
I've dated everything from ferraris to minivans...lol...
I used to always tell my wife she was an xjr jaguar.. Sporty, sexy and refined.. But you put your foot into it and that pussycat roars... But just because I drive a jaguar doesn't mean I can't look at ferraris... I don't wanna own one..I just wanna drive one and then give it back...
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