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Old November 14th, 2006, 11:50 AM
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The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenuewhere I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me is phone number? Thanks.

I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.

Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
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Old November 14th, 2006, 01:21 PM
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Here's a dear Abby letter for you;

Dear Abby, I'm a happily married woman of 20 years, and I love my husband dearly, but I have a problem as my husband lately seems to be out of control and is obsessed with spontaneous sex. He jumps me at every oppportunity, when I am cleaning, when I am cooking, even when I am on the phone. He is wearing me out, and I am wondering
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