"everyone who drives a Range Rover seems to view it as a large, comfortable, V8-powered sitting area for talking on the phone. If you think this,, I should remind you that the only reason Range Rover drivers always have a phone up to their ear is because the Bluetooth stopped working."
"Another reason car enthusiasts hate the Range Rover so much is because it’s unreliable. ... it can rescue small children from the jaws of angry mountain lions, but why the hell can’t it go to the grocery store without throwing a check engine light?"
"Land Rover never issued a warranty this long at any point during the vehicle’s existence. Not when it was new. Not when it was certified pre-owned. Never. That’s because Land Rover is well aware that it would only have to sell about nine of these warranties before it was forced to declare bankruptcy and focus instead on its line of rugged hiking boots."
"A few weeks after I bought my Range Rover, I took it to the dealership for an oil change. The service department told me I needed about $1,800 in other repairs, as dealership service departments tend to do. The good news? It was all covered by CarMax. I was only out the $50 deductible.
In other words: the six-year warranty paid for half of itself in the first 30 days of ownership."