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Old June 30th, 2008, 02:05 PM
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Well played sir, well played.

The only detail I can add to my "panty" experience is that it was my Ex's best friend who is also her current roomate.
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Old June 30th, 2008, 02:46 PM
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As far as panties getting thrown, nope, has not happened yet....but I will share this crazy story that happened this past weekend. I picked up 3 pretty hot 21-22 year old girls to go clubbing at Minx on saturday that I met the day before at Villa Sorrisso in my D90, they were pissed when I showed up with the D90 instead of the LR3. hehe. I told them "hey this is a classic and you guys should be honored" with a smile and chuckle. Of course they didn't think so but so what, they were hot young poor girls who wanted to get drunk and party. The one I liked (smoking hott..at least an 8) played hard to get on me, which was alright, hell at my old age of 34, I don't get butt hurt when a girl dosen't want to put out. But her friend who gogo dances at some night club here in LA started macking on me on the dance floor so I made out, molested and dry humped her the whole night. It was awesome. Heres the funny part, at the end of the night, they all piled into the D90 all exhausted, two in the front seat and one in the back. (Yeah I know its illegal but hell I just wanted to get them all back home at the same time because they didn't like my friend who wanted to take one of them home) The girl I made out with was stroking my pole and making out with me and I was molesting her too while doing 70-75 using one eye to keep between the white lines while her friends were slumped over sleeping. Man that was the most fun I ever had in my D90.
Whoa...I thought I was reading a penthouse forum for second there...
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The girl I made out with was stroking my pole
I assume you were driving the 94, not the 97?

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Well played sir, well played.

The only detail I can add to my "panty" experience is that it was my Ex's best friend who is also her current roomate.
What...threesome soon?
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Old June 30th, 2008, 03:01 PM
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This thread is worthless without pictures!!
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Old June 30th, 2008, 03:03 PM
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Whoa...I thought I was reading a penthouse forum for second there... [/size]I assume you were driving the 94, not the 97?

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What...threesome soon?
We were both driving stick. lol Yeah I was driving the 94 with R380. It was dangerous as hell, I almost crashed a few times but that chick didn't even care. Making out, heavy petting and driving 70mph I recommend to no one! All four of us could of died, I was a little buzzed up too from 4 drinks on an empty stomach. I didn't bang her, just dropped her and her friends off. I will try this week you can be sure of that!! She lives alone supposedly. Man when I think back how dangerous it was to drive like that it was crazy, I'm usually the most rational person that I know. The things we do for poon.....
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Old June 30th, 2008, 04:18 PM
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Old June 30th, 2008, 04:49 PM
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After reading the rover porn above I must say that the story is untrue. A Defender won't do 75 mph.
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Old June 30th, 2008, 04:57 PM
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Nah, theyll go 75 easily. Girls like Defenders, theyll do favors for rides this is no urban legend. Gas grass or ass no body rides for free.
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Old June 30th, 2008, 05:01 PM
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I guess the back doors on a 110 must be very heavy because my truck is not happy above 70 mph.
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Old June 30th, 2008, 05:03 PM
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Nah, theyll go 75 easily. Girls like Defenders, theyll do favors for rides this is no urban legend. Gas grass or ass no body rides for free.
Crikey, over here (UK), usually the only women you see in defenders are weather beaten farmers wives, with faces like a bag of spanners.

usually smelling of sheep dip (if they've washed, that is)



although i did spy an OK-ish girl in a hard top Tdi 90 today.... but literally, "OK-ish", maybe a 5/10


and as i was in the shogun, i didn't get a second glance.


oh woe is me.....
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Old June 30th, 2008, 05:17 PM
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I guess the back doors on a 110 must be very heavy because my truck is not happy above 70 mph.
It caps off at 75, I can't get it to go any faster, although it gets up their quicker now thanks to that 4.2 RRC LWB Chip. I periodically thought to myself that I'm so glad I put that chip in so they didn't think my D90 was slow. 75 in a D90 feels like 100mph with fiberglass roof, 31" ProComp X Terrains and no dynamat. If I took off the roof rack mabye I can get 5mph more? I've had porn stars in my D90, I promote Adult Industry parties on the side as well. A month ago in my LR3, I had Cherish De lay, 20 year old pornchick in the back spread eagle while we deliberately drove around in downtown LA asking people for directions just to see the look on their faces while she moaned and "diddled" herself. It was freaking hilarious, you guys would of died laughing. And yeah I got some pics but I don't think Chris wants them up on here.
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Old June 30th, 2008, 06:26 PM
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Damn.. I have a new quest. Get a porn star (biological female) into my D90.
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Old June 30th, 2008, 06:34 PM
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Damn.. I have a new quest. Get a porn star (biological female) into my D90.
easy, next time ur in LA look me up I'll get you into our parties. They are like regular girls in some ways, they like to be treated nicely, if they are single and they dig you, you can date them. I give you warning, I've tried this and they suck up money like they do sperm. If you remember those pictures I posted of that girl I was dating last year, she did porn for a living. I still ignore her calls.
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Old June 30th, 2008, 07:25 PM
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I do 80 in my D-90 all the time. 75 is no big deal. Take a awhile to get there but 70-75 is my usual commuting speed when there is no traffic. I even have 33" tires and a 3-link. Talk about dangerous.

Very impressive story. Let us know how this weekend goes.
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Old June 30th, 2008, 08:51 PM
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This is the funniest thread ever. Goes from urban legends to Neil trying to do chicks in his truck to how fast someone can drive in their 90.

btw, I do 85mph on 35s downhill!
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Old June 30th, 2008, 09:12 PM
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Old June 30th, 2008, 10:15 PM
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Hey Neil... CA is lame... Move to Georgia.
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Old June 30th, 2008, 11:09 PM
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CA does sound pretty lame.........that kind of thing happens around Maryland all the time

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Old July 1st, 2008, 12:12 AM
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And yeah I got some pics but I don't think Chris wants them up on here.


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See, Chris has no problem with you posting the pictures.
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Old July 1st, 2008, 12:23 AM
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Old July 1st, 2008, 08:35 AM
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I have got to get a 90.
I've got one for sale, and it's got body damage, and chicks dig body damage.
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