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Texting & Tweeting Acronyms for Seniors

I can't wait for Gustavo to start using some of these! *LMAO*

Since more and more Seniors are texting, Tweeting, and Facebooking, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, this is the code for you..... for the younger ones...you need to understand our lingo !

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fell
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
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Old November 4th, 2011, 04:42 PM
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Great Josh...

Now I need to learn another 50 codes... I just passed the LOL and LMAO
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Old November 4th, 2011, 04:51 PM
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Great Josh...

Now I need to learn another 50 codes... I just passed the LOL and LMAO
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BFF: Best Friend Fell

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On [the] Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
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Those are actually pretty funny. Thanks!
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This reminds me what I saw on one of the Epic Fails webpage:

Daughter: Mom I got an A on the Chemistry test.

Mom: WTF

Daughter: Mom??? Do you know what that means

Mom: Well That's Fantastic
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I might need a room to crash for a while.. maybe 10 years as I just sent this to my inlaws *LOL*
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