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Old June 2nd, 2005, 09:12 AM
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So I'm in the garage last night setting up some new shelving and generally looking for crap to throw out so there's a little more room in there

I can see these kids....you know the pair, the Janine Garafalo and Eddie Murphy clones...making their way around the neighborhood. I don't know what they want at this point, but I'm generally pissed that I'm going to have to tell them to take a hike anyway.

So they finally get to our driveway...walk up between the D90 and the Disco...and expect me to stop working and talk to them.

Janine: "Hi, we're with the Sierra Club"
Eddie: "You know its the oldest...."

Me: We've got nothing to talk about.

Them: Whaaa???

Me: Turn around and tell me what you just walked past.

Janine: We're for fuel efficiency

Me: I'm for a free market economy, being able to drive whatever I damned well please and full access to existing roads and byways on public land. See ya.

Damned tree huggers anyway. Grrrr

Have a nice day

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Old June 2nd, 2005, 05:15 PM
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remind them not to slip on the oil on the ground on there way out. Wasn't there a group messing up hummers and other suv's out on the west coast?
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Old June 2nd, 2005, 05:23 PM
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ALF was the group out in Cali that messed up the Hummer dealerships.
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Old June 2nd, 2005, 07:37 PM
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I think you mean ELF (Earth Liberation Front) ALF I believe is Animal Liberation Front, just as bad and completely insane. Kieth, you did great, but next time punch them, and then remind them that violence never solves anything, then punch them again.
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Old June 2nd, 2005, 08:14 PM
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David, thank you, I was wrong. I had ALF on the mind because they just hit a friends property around here, really bad last week.
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Old June 2nd, 2005, 08:15 PM
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Old June 2nd, 2005, 08:19 PM
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I hope he is okay. ELF and ALF are very similar. ELF are the guys that left a pipe bomb on a 4x4 trail so they are REALLY all our enemies.

edit: I'm with you Dave! If God did not want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!
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Old June 3rd, 2005, 09:04 AM
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He is ok, his business and property took a lot of damage including some innocent bystandards vehicles who happen to live on his property. Here is the full story:
http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-...,3115896.story
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Old June 3rd, 2005, 09:38 AM
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Maybe the ELF people are sabotaging our oil cooler hoses.
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Maybe the ELF people are sabotaging our oil cooler hoses.
Damn them!!!
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My personal favorite is reminding them how much natural habitat and natural food supplies for animals are destroyed each year to provide them with all their precious cotton. I mean, how many birds, fox, rabbits and squirrels have to die in order to feed their insatiable demand for Converse 'All-Stars' and other all-cotton or hemp textiles? Simply remind them how much THEIR lifestyle destroys nature.

They usually just cock their heads, start drooling and collapse at that point.

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Maybe the ELF people are sabotaging our oil cooler hoses.
Has been an eerie amount of them going out lately...

If anyone gets a chance you should read Michael Crichton's book "State of Fear". Since I'm involved in a lot of environmental debates it was interesting that someone finally put a lot of what we're saying into a mainstream outlet.
Oh, and it mentions Land Rovers.

Oh, and I hope the Peony Lovers Front or whatever doesn't find out about this. Sucks about your friends Chris, that's so stupid. If people took the time to figure out that a place like that is probably the best place for a lab monkey to live it might not happen. But then, I'm sure the people that did it probably are headed home to chew on some prescriptions that they take for granted as being safe and want to save all the naturally occurring rare plants for their medicinal properties while they poison the ones that may actually save lives.

Sorry about that little rant, it's been a sore spot lately 'round here.
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