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Old December 28th, 2010, 09:26 PM
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You sure that's not a dude?
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Old December 28th, 2010, 09:27 PM
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No I do but if I am going horse face I am going sarah silverman not blossom
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Old December 28th, 2010, 09:29 PM
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Dude. Jewish Brunettes are the only way to go. What's up with this blonde chick!???
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Old December 28th, 2010, 09:29 PM
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haha yeah there were times when the light was just right on her and I'd want to puke on her, than cock slap her in the face, then round house her in da grill, pull my pants down and shart muscle milk diareah over her huge schnoz!
You think of some crazy shit Neil!! "Shart muscle milk".....classic!!
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Old December 28th, 2010, 09:31 PM
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You sure that's not a dude?
I'm sorta sure, my cock was like a few inches longer than hers
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Old December 28th, 2010, 09:32 PM
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You don't like young jewish girls?
You have to get your eyes checked. No way is she young. Even with loads of Neil's Oil of Homay rubbed into her face would she pass for less than 40.
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Old December 28th, 2010, 09:32 PM
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Dude. Jewish Brunettes are the only way to go. What's up with this blonde chick!???
She is a brunette, she dyes her hair. She was so Jewish she would drink water with mint leaves in it and go to temple during roshashana. haha @ 40, actually when those were taken, she was 32 or 33
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Old December 28th, 2010, 09:33 PM
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yeah did you black out her cock?
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Old December 28th, 2010, 09:37 PM
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Speaking of horses hehe In case if you were wondering, that was my Socom M14. I love that rifle. I call it da meat grinder
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Old December 28th, 2010, 09:39 PM
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Speaking of horses hehe
nice pic of her looking at the mirror.
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Old December 28th, 2010, 09:41 PM
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You have to get your eyes checked. No way is she young. Even with loads of Neil's Oil of Homay rubbed into her face would she pass for less than 40.
Eyes are fine. I was just messing with Barry since he has sustained his fair share of Jewish jokes here.


Besides, I'm not really sure the boobs are real
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Old December 28th, 2010, 09:44 PM
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They were fake, she used to lie about them, saying they were real then the first nite I was like WTF u lie!
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Old December 28th, 2010, 09:53 PM
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Did she tell you her hatchet wound was real too until you discovered her hard radiator hose?
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Old December 28th, 2010, 09:55 PM
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she has a cock
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Old December 28th, 2010, 09:58 PM
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4th picture- 2 observations, well 3....1. nice tramp stamp. 2. there is a slit on the side of her tit- definitely a had boob job. 3. monster schnoz.

stick a bag over her face and you are good to go.

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Old December 28th, 2010, 10:00 PM
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They were fake, she used to lie about them, saying they were real then the first nite I was like WTF u lie!

Just sell the pictures to a blond, fake boob Jewish porn site. I'm sure there is one out there. There are blond Chinese chicks you know.
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Old December 28th, 2010, 10:04 PM
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Just went through the pics again. Neil I have to say this isn't your best work.
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Old December 28th, 2010, 10:09 PM
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haha well barry im not a pornographer,i just try to meet wimmin anywhere and if i can bang them awesome if not I keep looking hehe
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Old December 28th, 2010, 10:11 PM
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I didnt mean the pictures weren't your best work. I meant the horse face wasn't but yeah I understand. I would fuck a garbage can if it let me.
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Old December 28th, 2010, 10:29 PM
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