I have been pimping tons of stuff and need to pimp more. Thought I could do some free pimping of stuff as a bit of payback and to have some fun
So.... I ordered 27 Defender door handles from my UK supplier; 13 of one side and 14 of the other.
My order took almost two weeks to fulfill as some parts were out of stock. Once I got the order in I could not quite understand why I had two pallets. As I unpacked I saw a giant issue. My 27 door handle sets became 270; 135 of each side. I single handedly bought out almost all of the UK stock of Defender door handles.
I also could not return them.
Bringing us to today..... I have almost all of said handles (minus about 30) left. If I were to install new handles on every Defender that ever rolls into the shop until I retire I would still have door handles left over to leave in my estate (better than nothing)
I wish to give these away. I am also bored as my life revolves around Defenders and Cruisers all broken and all behind schedule.
We need a very simple contest. Maybe along the lines of a Haiku homage to a Land Rover thing???? Easy to do yet requires a greater than third grade education.
This stipulation also will prevent any of my employees from being eligible to compete.
We need two judges. I nominated one and he just said yes. Once he reads this he will know what he said yes to.
Can the group nominate another judge? Judges automatically win two handles
You can not nominate yourself or anyone who you have been sexually intimate with in EITHER thought or deed.
I see this as being fully PC...no one should not feel they are a winner as their feelings would be hurt and they would go start a chapter of the LRLGBT...not good....not that there is anything wrong with that lifestyle mind you... you enter and you win door handles
Lets decide on the entry criteria. Judge one, and the soon to be nominated Judge 2, can make the decision based on my Haiku suggestion or any other thing that floats their boat and/or is suggested in this thread. As the man behind the curtain my only real suggestion would be to limit the rules.... very limited rules....
I will toss in 25 sets of handles and ship to winners @ NC. If we get more than 25 entries I will toss in more handles......
There will be a grand prize, yet to be determined, where all of the winners will be stuck into a poll and we vote for the best winner of all winners; again, all are winners.... no bullying allowed.
This should start as soon as the judges make a decision. It ends Thanksgiving afternoon. We will try to get the grand prize winner poll moving soon after that.
Heckling is allowed and encouraged.
If this is a waste of time and no one is interested I will post these handles in the FS section one at a time until I am kicked off this board.