Near Miss in Delaware
Our CHOP (supply officer on a submarine...don't ask) comes up to me and says, "So one of your Land Rover buddies almost killed me this weekend in Delaware, yappin' on his cell phone".
It was a D90, it was raining, he was on a silver Yamaha motorcycle. Anyone here? Don't worry, I can take him. I told him I'd ask.
I was still laughing.
He still wasn't.