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Old October 20th, 2014, 09:34 AM
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My wife is a pussy magnet..!!!

For the last few nights the sound of a meowing kitten has kept her awake of a night, she was running around the neighborhood at 4 in the morning the other night in her skimpy pyjamas trying to catch this little one.. Finally with a fish net she did... His front paws have all of the skin peeled off and blistered and his left side whiskers are singed.. Possibly from getting in under a car in the cold night. I keep saying he but she is a she... She was absolutely starving and so malnourished it was scary,had to be fed milk with a syringe.. obviously never been around humans and is just now learning that humans mean good kind loving..she is quite content to lay on the pillow with me and fal asleep while getting petted.. Paws are healing well with saline solution and silvadine cream.. And she doesn't seem to stop purring after the initial hissing when I go to pick her up..I am sure another day or two and the hissing will stop.. I don't have any plans to go anywhere soon but I will be heading to the land rover event in nth Florida next weekend and then Georgia the weekend after.. We estimate her to be about 6 weeks old so she is too young at the moment to have her spayed, but my wife will be doing that as soon as she is old enough..she is going to be one of these sweet loving very affectionate cats that love to be close to you.. If anyone is interested let me know... And for those of you who were suckered in by the heading.....shame on you..
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Old October 20th, 2014, 09:35 AM
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this thread is not what I expected it to be. BOOOOOO!!!!
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Old October 20th, 2014, 09:42 AM
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You know when I read this title I thought...ok well this is one of two people, and since Neil is on the "Down Low" side it has to be Shayne .
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Old October 20th, 2014, 11:08 AM
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Over 100 views in the first hour....lol... You guys are deprived...depraved...whatever..
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Old October 20th, 2014, 11:36 AM
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You're a kindhearted man Shayne
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Old October 20th, 2014, 11:42 AM
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Good people you 2 are. See you at the rally
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Old October 20th, 2014, 12:00 PM
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Your language exploitation of cats & language is deplorable
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Old October 20th, 2014, 12:19 PM
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Your language exploitation of cats & language is deplorable
I think I see a smile on that cat's face.
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Old October 20th, 2014, 12:58 PM
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cats are evil.
and Freemasons.

that is all.
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Old October 20th, 2014, 02:01 PM
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Realllyyy...
Disappointing there broham....
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Old October 20th, 2014, 11:49 PM
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You lost me after "skimpy pajamas"...
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Old October 21st, 2014, 12:39 AM
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That sure is a cute little pussy!! Glad you got it medicated and cleaned up since nobody likes and malnourished, dirty little pussy!!

We need more details...Exactly what kind of pajamas are we talking about??
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Old October 21st, 2014, 01:12 AM
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Lyrics to Hot Wet Tight Bald Pussy

Kitty cat sitting in a parking lot suns beating down and the pussy got hot, hot pussy.Just a pretty little cat(meow) mmmmm hhmmmm hot pussy

Kitty cat climbed up on my front step rain was beating downa and the pussy got wet.Wet pussy. Just a freindly little cat.(meow) Hot, wet pussy.

Kitty cat got to my licquer last night, drank all my whiskey and the pussy got tight, tight pussy.Just a friendly liitle cat(meow) MMMMM Hot, wet pussy.

Kitty cat climbed into my rocking chair rocked so long that it lost it's hair, bald pussy.Just a friendly little cat(meow)

HOT, WET, TIGHT, BALD, PUSSY(MEOW) HOT, WET, TIGHT, BALD,PUSSY here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, HOT, WET, TIGHT,BALD, PUSSY
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Old October 21st, 2014, 08:15 AM
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Luis... Where the hell did that come from....ya know what, I don't think I wanna know..
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