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Old March 15th, 2011, 10:28 AM
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Let's see if I got this correct?

THIS MAY NOT BE 100% CORRECT BUT IS CLOSE ENOUGH.


RE: 3 American Hikers Now In The NEWS
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IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.



IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.



IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.



IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.



IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.



IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU

WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.



IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.



IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,



FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,



FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT


AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE "SITUATION"!

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING......FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY


IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA!
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Old March 15th, 2011, 11:34 AM
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IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !

etc etc etc
UNLESS, YOU ARE FROM:

NORTH KOREA
IRAN
AFGHANiSTAN
SAUDI ARABIA
CHINA
VENEZUELA
CUBA

Well, not really true per se. If you come here from Cuba you are allowed to stay. If you make it onto land. But, Dale, what is thist message really saying? That we should try to be more like the countries listed above? Ummm., I don't think they are a shining example for us to aspire to. Just another jingoistic chain letter. Though if not taken too seriously it is mildly amusing.
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Old March 15th, 2011, 11:38 AM
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Old March 15th, 2011, 12:19 PM
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if our borders were closed there would be no one to mow Barry's lawn, wash his car, watch his kid, paint his house or pick his vegetables. Then what would he do?
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Old March 15th, 2011, 12:38 PM
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Old March 15th, 2011, 12:41 PM
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Please tell me that you're not actually breeding....
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Old March 15th, 2011, 12:43 PM
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Or....to put on horseys new rotors.

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if our borders were closed there would be no one to mow Barry's lawn, wash his car, watch his kid, paint his house or pick his vegetables. Then what would he do?
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Old March 15th, 2011, 12:43 PM
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Old March 15th, 2011, 12:44 PM
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So is it your kid or his?
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Old March 15th, 2011, 12:47 PM
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You ever see my two dads?

I think it is mine but it has brians slanty eyes
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Old March 15th, 2011, 12:57 PM
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You ever see my two dads?

I think it is mine but it has brians slanty eyes
I just spit my coffee out....
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Old March 15th, 2011, 01:00 PM
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While very amusing and probably more true than I care to think about... the links don't work.
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Old March 15th, 2011, 03:30 PM
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I thought the obvious sarcasm was apparent, but the cost associated are far from humerous. If immigrated correctly, full steam ahead, if illegal, but allowed to stay, then let us all get new 110s...
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Old March 15th, 2011, 05:38 PM
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I thought the obvious sarcasm was apparent, but the cost associated are far from humerous. If immigrated correctly, full steam ahead, if illegal, but allowed to stay, then let us all get new 110s...
I don't think there is any incentive to become LEGAL.
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Old March 15th, 2011, 08:10 PM
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hence the jest:-)
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Old March 15th, 2011, 08:36 PM
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I mean the President did not have to show a Birth Certificate..why should all the immigrants get legal?
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Old March 15th, 2011, 09:07 PM
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Way to take a complex issue, add a dose of paranoid delusion and boil it down to a single ignorant statement.
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Old March 15th, 2011, 09:19 PM
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I don't see why you call it paranoid delusion, have you ever seen his birth certificate? People have been asking for it for years now, if he has one and it is from the US why doesn't he just show it to us?
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Old March 15th, 2011, 09:28 PM
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Really? For god sakes. I'm not sure why I'm taking troll bait, but Google is your friend:

http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2...n_the_usa.html

"FactCheck.org staffers have now seen, touched, examined and photographed the original birth certificate. We conclude that it meets all of the requirements from the State Department for proving U.S. citizenship. Claims that the document lacks a raised seal or a signature are false. We have posted high-resolution photographs of the document as "supporting documents" to this article. Our conclusion: Obama was born in the U.S.A. just as he has always said."
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Old March 15th, 2011, 11:04 PM
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hence the jest:-)
Oh I get it, but they still are better off not being 'legal'. We are not, but they are.
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