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Old April 8th, 2016, 02:12 PM
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Talking Land Rover Defender Jokes

Is there a Land Rover Defender Joke thread? If not, let's start one...

While on the Defender Heritage Factory tour last year in Solihull, our guide had many jokes about Defenders, here is my favorite:

"A young lad bought a new Defender from the dealership, and it didn't leak a drop. Thinking something was wrong, he sent it back to the factory, and it was worked on until it did"

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Old April 8th, 2016, 02:35 PM
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Old April 8th, 2016, 02:36 PM
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My favorite is the Toyota vs. Land Rover one with the cat that goes missing.
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Old April 8th, 2016, 02:37 PM
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Is there a Land Rover Defender Joke thread? If not, let's start one...

While on the Defender Heritage Factory tour last year in Solihull, our guide had many jokes about Defenders, here is my favorite:

"A young lad bought a new Defender from the dealership, and it didn't leak a drop. Thinking something was wrong, he sent it back to the factory, and it was worked on until it did"

Cheers...
No leaks? I thought that was the low level indicator? Factory just put oil into one that left without any?
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Old April 8th, 2016, 03:29 PM
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The only one that I can remember is.

If there is no oil under it there is no oil in it.

Wanted to get that out before anyone to show my contribution.

Love the coffee mug. Saving that for future.
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Old April 8th, 2016, 05:57 PM
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My favorite is the Toyota vs. Land Rover one with the cat that goes missing.
Huh? (That's American for eh?)
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Old April 8th, 2016, 06:57 PM
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Not a joke but a good picture
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Huh? (That's American for eh?)
You don't already know it? It the best! ;-)
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You don't already know it?
negative... Would love to hear it though...
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Before release to market of a particular vehicle, Toyota (in their infinite wisdom) decided to check the air tightness of the door seals by putting a live cat in the vehicle and closing it up. Three days later, the engineers checked on the vehicle and found the cat dead due to asphyxiation.

Land Rover, seeing Toyota as a direct competitor to the market, decided to perform the exact same test. But after three days, when the LR designers returned to the vehicle, the cat was gone! ;-)
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A naked blonde gets out of a Defender, with a poodle under one arm and a six foot salami under the other...
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negative... Would love to hear it though...
See. You knew it. You just didn't know that you already knew it!
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See. You knew it. You just didn't know that you already knew it!
Thanks for posting that... Even my wife laughed at that and normally the only thing that she laughs at is me!
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Land rover: A loose collection of parts generally traveling in the same direction.
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Found on the bumper of a rather dodgy courtesy car:

"My other car is a Defender"
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The Aussies have a saying 'if you want to go into the outback get a Land Rover, but if you want to come back alive get a land cruiser'
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Thanks for posting that... Even my wife laughed at that and normally the only thing that she laughs at is me!
Haha! Same here ;-)
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