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Old August 19th, 2004, 06:16 PM
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"



And one more:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “That driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
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Old August 20th, 2004, 08:22 AM
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Ahhh good jokes but I have heard most of them, the 2 hunters one is from back in grade school, I member hearing it in the 5th grade.
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Old August 20th, 2004, 11:44 AM
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I remember hearing the hunter joke long time go. However, the baby joke is hilarious
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Old August 20th, 2004, 01:37 PM
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hehe.. thats like the CIA application process joke.
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Old August 20th, 2004, 03:49 PM
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OK some bumer sticker jokes I like

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

(Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, my wife fell off!


A day without sunshine is like night.

In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol!

Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.
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Old August 20th, 2004, 04:33 PM
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A couple of my favorite bumper stickers:

My dog is smarter than your honor student.

Can't sleep, scared clowns will eat me.
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Old August 20th, 2004, 05:54 PM
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some university international (?) study a few years ago rated the hunter joke as the funniest joke of all time.

There was this bear and this rabbit and the bear said to the rabbit....come on - you all know this one.
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