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Old December 7th, 2011, 03:37 PM
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Question If your finger accidentally goes inside a stripper, is that prostitution?

Say theoretically your in a strip joint getting a lap dance, stripper than places your hand on her vagina and you slip it in and diddle it for awhile by accident or whatever. Is that prostitution? Kinda always wondered about this.
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You almost get a pass for your rover defamation by posting this.
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Old December 7th, 2011, 04:21 PM
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somehow I feel like this thread will go full circle to pictures of chick's holding guns in Neil's house again!
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Here you go Jeff... http://www.defendersource.com/forum/...398#post257398
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Old December 7th, 2011, 05:33 PM
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What happen was, I was getting this dance, and my finger got wet. Then I felt kinda dirty afterwards. But she liked it and even licked my finger after I put it in her. She was a nasty girl!
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What happen was, I was getting this dance, and my finger got wet. Then I felt kinda dirty afterwards. But she liked it and even licked my finger after I put it in her. She was a nasty girl!
About 6 years ago (before I had kids), this would have been typical Sunday morning conversation over breakfast (at 2pm). Actually, it could have been a Monday or Tuesday for that matter.
Surprising what constitutes a "typical night out" when you're single and 30! The bar just keeps getting raised. Jesus F-in Christ I miss those days!

Anyway, I digress. Mons Venus in Tampa circa 2002. Girfriend at the time and I got a dual lap dance and she (girfreind) had snailtracks left on her bare leg. That was pretty hot! Can't say I ever witnessed or had any actual penetration at any (*"legit"*) clubs.

To answer your question though, no that's not bad at all. Nobody "finished", so it was just aggressive flirting IMHO.

BTW- I definately want on your distribution list for more whore-n-gun photos!

...and to quote a line from a movie you obviously love...."whatever, I roll with you Neil" Keep up the good work for all of us that have retired.
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This thread is useless without pics, and it better not be your finger.
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Old December 7th, 2011, 06:30 PM
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What happen was, I was getting this dance, and my finger got wet. Then I felt kinda dirty afterwards. But she liked it and even licked my finger after I put it in her. She was a nasty girl!
What did she have for lunch?
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Old December 7th, 2011, 06:59 PM
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Strippers don't like it when you take pics of them, but this one was so so. The one I had before her was really good. 20 years of age, Mexican, implants but perfect body. No tats. Anyway, I only went because my friend (LAPD) gets into these places for free (strip joints love cops) And since he worked overtime thanks to that occupy LA cleaning dirty bums off the lawn of city hall, we rolled down there so he could blow off some steam last nite. I would definately go back, this place he goes to is freaking awesome. I had one girl come up to me, started touching me and say she'd suck my dick for $60. She was nasty though. But I mean $60, thats cheaper than a date, seriously.
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.. Can't say I ever witnessed or had any actual penetration at any (*"legit"*) clubs. .

I take it never been at Scores in a Champagne Room ?
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Old December 7th, 2011, 07:16 PM
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Of course, feels good to finger a dirty stripper. Worth the $ 40. He goes weekly to that joint.
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Neil.

Prostitution requires the quid pro quo of sex for money agreed to in advance. That did not happen so you are ok.

If it was money after the fact or money before the fact without the promise or understanding of sex, then leaving cab money or buying dinner would be problematic.

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Old December 8th, 2011, 05:04 PM
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Yeah I thought so, but seriously, taking your dick out and sucking it? Thats crazy. I would imagine just her taking your dick out is pretty borderline. I'd be worried still. I know my buddy bangs them, he said I should as well, but I think thats a little too much for me, the laps dance/fingering was enough I feel.
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If she does that sua sponte without prior agreement, then you are ok.
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Old December 8th, 2011, 05:43 PM
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Well in that case, since she gave a price up front (which is more than the full nude lap dance $40) I would imagine that falls into prostitution category. No thanks. Plus she was gross..
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Prostitution requires the quid pro quo of sex for money agreed to in advance. That did not happen so you are ok.

If it was money after the fact or money before the fact without the promise or understanding of sex, then leaving cab money or buying dinner would be problematic.

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Why is it ok if they do it on camera then? Whats the difference was between porn and prostitution?....
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Why is it ok if you they do it on camera then? Whats the difference was between porn and prostitution?....
I can't afford the pornstar.
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I can't afford the pornstar.

Priceless...
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The Bigger question here is that you put your finger in your mouth after it was in her twat. Christ if it did that I would be a paranoid mf'r looking for some type of growth on my lips.
I'm just saying...Ur crazy Neil!
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