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Old April 16th, 2012, 03:48 PM
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Red face I just had one of those "she looked hotter when I was buzzed" moments

I met this girl (blue dress) at our table at SupperClub, got pretty buzzed, made out with her, stuck my finger in it than exchanged numbers, took a pic or 2. Than this morning I checked my photobucket account and realize this chick is pretty gnarly. I met a hotter one earlier but I screwed up when I didn't grab her when she came up to grind on me, very hot chick. Oh well, at least she was young, 23. The hotter one in black was hard to get, I tried.. Enjoy her upskirt.
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Old April 16th, 2012, 03:59 PM
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Did you tell her you had a Porche?
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Old April 16th, 2012, 04:00 PM
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Did you tell her you had a Porche?
I figured the Land Rovers would've gotten her lol. :D

I agree with your conclusion.
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Old April 16th, 2012, 04:03 PM
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Did you tell her you had a Porche?

Not at all. Not only that but we rode to Hollywood in my friend's 2012 SRT8 murdered out Challenger. I drove my D90 home to try to fix the leaky clutch master cylinder but I didn't finish because it got too cold, so I had to go with my friend. I finally finished the clutch master yesterday morning, I lost a lot of knuckle skin..

------ Follow up post added April 16th, 2012 01:05 PM ------

I just realized my fingers had D90 dirt underneath my fingernails when I touched her crotch. She is now part of my D90.
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Old April 16th, 2012, 04:13 PM
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Man- All of that is so wrong on so many levels...lol (except the up skirt). Sorry you didnt get the good one!
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Old April 16th, 2012, 04:13 PM
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Totally thought this was going to start as "so I was at this Secret Service party and..."
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Old April 16th, 2012, 04:25 PM
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Totally thought this was going to start as "so I was at this Secret Service party and..."

so I was at this Secret Service party with the head of GSA.....



Don't you know to scratch a bar of soap before you start working in the truck..... You should have had a glove on (for both projects)...
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Old April 16th, 2012, 06:43 PM
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What exactly is in her hand?
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Old April 16th, 2012, 06:45 PM
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Old April 16th, 2012, 06:55 PM
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Those are LED glow sticks that change color, they hand them out to girls in most clubs nowadays. Usually to those that get bottle service. Found this other pic, the girl on my right in pink tried to cock block me by getting in between me and her but I didn't want to piss her off even though the girl in pink was pretty cute. Very nice titties, a little short but cute. Her friend in green was REAL HOT but she was turning every guy down.
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Old April 16th, 2012, 07:16 PM
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$1800 for 3 bottles gets you in. Whores will then flock to your table. Supper club is hands down the best club in LA.
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This is totally bizzare to me.

The one is the blue is a 3 at best. It can't be the best club in LA if they let her in.
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Old April 16th, 2012, 09:21 PM
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Love that you scratch out your giant head so no one knows what you look like.

Such a douche.

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Wait, is Abercrombie & Fitch still in business?
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$1800 for 3 bottles gets you in. Whores will then flock to your table. Supper club is hands down the best club in LA.
Lol I love it!
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Old April 18th, 2012, 10:43 AM
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The story has so many flaws.

First off no real club would let those pigs in and secondly no real club would let Neil in unless he was the body guard of some Chinese dignitary.
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Love that you scratch out your giant head so no one knows what you look like.
Fixed it for you . Looking good "Neil"!
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Old April 18th, 2012, 10:57 AM
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Well done. Funny enough he picked one ugly ass actor to be his avatar.

Neil

Wearing the green goblin mask would be an improvement over how you really look.

Actually the green goblin sled might get you chicks at the club. Doubt it would get lift off with your fat ass though.
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Fixed it for you . Looking good "Neil"!

Now that is funny!!! Well done!
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