Rovers North just sent my free "coveted mug" for sightings.
All you braggarts with cabinets full of 'em hush on up. I done earned this mug!
My poor wife, having had little doubt before, became unequivically certain I'm nuggin futz last evening when I got home and was excited to see the RN box and see I'd gotten a mug. Then proceeded to tell her how cool the mug is... "look sweetheart: ' 1x coveted mug' isn't that funny"
I didn't realize I was giving her flaskbacks of Ralphie's dad in A Christmas Story.