Sick, sad and twisted but the delivery was funny
------ Follow up post added March 25th, 2013 02:44 AM ------
Originally Posted by lynchee
Seriously???? My grandfather died in a concentration camp!!!!!!
He fell out of a guard tower.....
Eat Mop Who?
I am not going to eat yoru pooh you sick f*ck.
------ Follow up post added March 25th, 2013 02:50 AM ------
guy walks into a pretty much deserted bar. Goes to the end and sits. Yells down to the bartender to get a drink. Bartender abliges.
After a few minutes and with no one around he hears a small voice that says "Hey your a pretty studly guy I bet your a real lady killer"
Shocked...he looks around and nobody is there. So he goes back to his drink.
Few more minutes go by and he hears the same voices "He buddy what are you doing in the place you should be out chasing the chicks!" At this point he yells down to the barternder "BARTENDER DID YOU SAY SOMETHIN TO ME.." Bartender "wasn't me buddy"!
Guy goes back to drinking but is a little shaken. Few more minutes go buy and the same voice "Hey buddy you really are a hansome fellow and should be out meeting the chicks as you seem to have it going on". At this point the guy is in a frantic and shouts to the bartender "BARTENDER..."
Bartender cuts him off...."Look guy, its the peanuts, they are complimentary".