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Old August 21st, 2008, 02:45 PM
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gift from dear client!!!!

i love my clients (hopefully they feel the same).
(the alaskan moose)

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i forgot the best part..... you fill the moose with candies and lift its head and it releases them out of the rear end. very clever.
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Old August 21st, 2008, 03:07 PM
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i love my clients (hopefully they feel the same).
(the alaskan moose)

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i forgot the best part..... you fill the moose with candies and lift its head and it releases them out of the rear end. very clever.
I have something like that but it looks like this...
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Old August 21st, 2008, 03:22 PM
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Is that a flashlight with a sphincter instead of a lens? It kind of looks like a generic orifice, but I'm going to pretend that its a stamp for making small ass-imprints on documents.
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Old August 21st, 2008, 03:26 PM
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Is that a flashlight with a sphincter instead of a lens? It kind of looks like a generic orifice, but I'm going to pretend that its a stamp for making small ass-imprints on documents.

Whatever it is, it's too small to be of any real use.
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Old August 21st, 2008, 03:50 PM
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Old August 21st, 2008, 04:09 PM
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keith,

my wife was worried that since the poop moose doesnt come with instructions you wouldnt be able to figure out how it works. she also wanted to fill it with malted milk balls instead of M&M's for a more realistic effect. i wasnt sure if they would constipate the moose so i went with the traditional filler.
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Old August 21st, 2008, 04:24 PM
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Is that a flashlight with a sphincter instead of a lens? It kind of looks like a generic orifice, but I'm going to pretend that its a stamp for making small ass-imprints on documents.
LOL I highly suggest you do NOT google the term "fleshlight". I also highly suggest that if you do so, and purchase one, that you only buy new.



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LOL I highly suggest you do NOT google the term "fleshlight". I also highly suggest that if you do so, and purchase one, that you only buy new.



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why? how many girls have you dated that werent "used"? previously owned would make it more realistic.
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Old August 21st, 2008, 04:33 PM
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why? how many girls have you dated that werent "used"? previously owned would make it more realistic.

I havent dated any girls that cost 29.95.
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I haven't dated any girls that cost 29.95.
Sure about that? That's about 3 to 4 drinks and the term dated could be used loosely (no pun intended).
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Old August 21st, 2008, 04:56 PM
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Sure about that? That's about 3 to 4 drinks and the term dated could be used loosely (no pun intended).
you can eve "date" them cheaper. let some other guy buy the drinks, then hone in at 1:58.
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Old August 21st, 2008, 05:10 PM
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I obviously need to get out more. Maybe Neil can help me out.

Come to think of it, I'll stay home.

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LOL

Alright, back to the original topic...that is one cool moose!
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i just had 4 guys here that loved it!!!!!
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The fleshlight or the moose?
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