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Old February 15th, 2007, 05:12 PM
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Old February 15th, 2007, 05:23 PM
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Old February 15th, 2007, 05:25 PM
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...suddenly, we hear a scream from behind us. Whew, it was just....
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Old February 15th, 2007, 06:50 PM
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the big cheese which was about to.............
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Old February 15th, 2007, 09:41 PM
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Old February 15th, 2007, 11:43 PM
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Old February 16th, 2007, 12:37 AM
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Old February 16th, 2007, 06:09 AM
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Story sofar

I was driving through the snow when all of a sudden............

A pair of pink panties hit the windshield. I skidded to a stop.
I briefly studied the panties and thought them strange, since this forest trail appeared deserted...
except for 3 bears in the distance
so I took them and wrapped them around the upper radiator hose to patch the leak, I was going to use duct tape but . . .
...the duct tape was all used up when the girlfriend and I found a case of Jello, a small plastic tub, and 2 tubes of
JB Weld. Thank goodness too, we were nearly out of...
....the forest and who should we run into....
None other than Mike Hippert, and he was up to his neck in
.. a nice floral dress..........
It appeared to be of high quality and construction but upon further inspection is was nothing more than...
Ready whip. And he was being chased by...
a pretty young thing who looked to be about the right size for...
a sumo wrestler. Man was she scary! Anyways, back to the radiator. Since the fluid had all run out, I had to use...
bear urine milked from the three bears we saw . . .
Justin Timberlake going down on a......
Now, bears dont usually take kindly to having their urine milked, but they were amused at watching their little sister chase the skinny guy around the woods, and as it turned out, one of the bears had an old series truck. In addition to the urine, they happily gave me...
an STD along with a 400 lb black lesbian that had a clitoris the size of...
Wisconsin... and speaking of cheese, that thing reminded me of an old girlfriend who...
could remove the chrome off a door knob with her....
toes.... it was such a weird thing to watch when....


...suddenly, we hear a scream from behind us. Whew, it was just....
the big cheese which was about to.............
engage the diff-lock, but before he could...
Pendy showed up and proceded to...
baaa baaa
But once he pulled out.................
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Old February 16th, 2007, 10:58 AM
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we noticed that the Radiator was now refilled... thanks for the deposit Pendy..and we were back on are way when all of a sudden......
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Old February 16th, 2007, 11:24 AM
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Old February 16th, 2007, 11:39 AM
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just as a chicken was crossing..........
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Old February 16th, 2007, 11:54 AM
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and we found out the reason. It was...
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Old February 16th, 2007, 12:32 PM
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Because only Pendy brings meaning to our dismal existence. And then remembered to

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pay him homage

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In the form of $

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shall I go on?
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Old February 16th, 2007, 08:16 PM
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Old February 16th, 2007, 09:18 PM
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Mac, with cheese, given to us by the Ninjas that were super sweet. They had throwing stars and...
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Old February 19th, 2007, 09:06 PM
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Old February 19th, 2007, 09:44 PM
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after pendy serviced the sheep and the light went out.................
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Old February 19th, 2007, 10:36 PM
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Old February 20th, 2007, 06:16 AM
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