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Old November 24th, 2012, 02:15 PM
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Europeans really are quick..I think I have a new gf now

So last nite I went out one a date with this girl, 25 years old, no kids originally from Madrid Spain. This is our second date sorta, first one went very well, making out etc. I was like "wow! that was awesome" Very pretty face and bombastic body, I mean seriously a very tight ass body. Very outdoorsy type of girl, went hiking in the alps by herself, traveled all over the world etc etc. She does smoke but she says thats what young people from madrid drink and smoke. So I'm like ok I understand you guys are different. So we go to Yamashiros in Hollywood up on the hill and we have a nice dinner. During dinner, she says to me "so you don't think I'm going to go straight to your house do you?" I say "no of course not, I never expected that on a second date (I said to myself gee that sucks)" So some more holding hands and she says "take me to where you like to go". So we go down to Santa Monica where I thought would be a nice place to take a stroll but as soon as we got there, she changes her mind due to the heavy fog in the area. She says "show me your house" I'm like ok, guess she wants to see where I live. Fine. So we go by old town than to my house, I show her around, the pool and jacuzzi lights. ooh ahh. So I see shes moving in closer, so we make out and I start fondling her. Its obvious this chick wants to bone. But then I'm thinking mabye this is a test to see if I'm a slut or something.

So I'm a bit relunctant and I tell her "are you sure?" she says "what you don't want to?" I pick her up and she straddles me so I take her to my bedroom for some amazing sex. I mean I was absolutely stunned by her naked body and how good and firm it was. Can't beat a hot 25 year old body, no scars or anything, just absolutely fine as hell. Unbelievable tight down there as well, incredible. Only thing that bothered me was the fact that she jumped on me for a few pumps without a condom. I was like WTFthis chick is crazy!!! So we snuggle the entire morning and she says she wants to see me everyday if she could. Bear in mind this is barely a first real date, the first one wasn't really a date and I already, well in reality I guess she took me down to pound town. I dropped her off this morning and she texted me she misses me already. So. What do now?

------ Follow up post added November 24th, 2012 11:16 AM ------

Oh and yeah, I took a pic of her after dinner, I will post it as soon as i'm done with a quick errand.
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Old November 24th, 2012, 02:25 PM
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Old November 24th, 2012, 02:47 PM
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So John, how did Katy Perry feel about all that?
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Old November 24th, 2012, 02:50 PM
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She here on visa?
No MasterCard. Master the possibilities.....
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Old November 24th, 2012, 02:57 PM
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She said she is on an F1 visa (student)
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Old November 24th, 2012, 03:11 PM
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whatever happens it will all fuck up when she reads this thread ...
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Old November 24th, 2012, 04:50 PM
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Old November 24th, 2012, 08:06 PM
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she says to me "so you don't think I'm going to go straight to your house do you?"
The litmus test. If you say yes they bail, you say no, and they're ready to ride the dick.

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Can't beat a hot 25 year old body, no scars or anything, just absolutely fine as hell. Unbelievable tight down there as well, incredible.
I've never had a girl older than 25. :

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Only thing that bothered me was the fact that she jumped on me for a few pumps without a condom.
Ain't nothin' wrong with a little bareback bangin' with a girl you barely know. Never stopped me.

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I dropped her off this morning and she texted me she misses me already. So. What do now?
Knock the bottom out of that shit and send me pics.
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Old November 24th, 2012, 09:20 PM
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You think too much. Just see where it goes. If she gets crazy, drop it. If not, have fun.
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Premature ejokalation?
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Old November 25th, 2012, 10:17 AM
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Old November 25th, 2012, 11:04 AM
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I cant post pics from my smartphone, so it will have to be tommorow, anyway more importantly, shes in my room sleeping in until i come back from work at noon to take her to lunch then mabye disneyland and some shopping. Wish i could of taken a pic of those creamy spaniard titties along with that sexy smile she flashed at me when i left her in the bed this morning.
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Old November 25th, 2012, 11:20 AM
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Old November 25th, 2012, 11:45 AM
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she's found Neal's cash, guns and ammo and is just inviting round her MS-13 friends for a party ...
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Old November 25th, 2012, 02:34 PM
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I guess we will find out in about a half hour how much of Neal's stuff is missing....
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This sounds a little like the movie Risky Business. Can't wait to see a pic.
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