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Old March 16th, 2013, 11:53 PM
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Daughter thinking of dating...

So my oldest daughter (16 in April) said to me shes not interested in dating yet...in a casual conversation today. I know what that means...uh, yeah shes thinking about it. I gave her this evening...
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Old March 17th, 2013, 12:27 AM
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I am in tears laughing.

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Old March 17th, 2013, 07:48 AM
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Bill, having two young daughters of my own, I might need to borrow this. This is awesome.
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Old March 17th, 2013, 09:31 AM
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I have 2 daughters. downloaded.
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Old March 17th, 2013, 10:18 AM
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My daughter is only 3 months old and I already stress about it. Caught the neighbors daughter dry humping some boy behind our house the other day, they scurried off like two rabbits.
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Old March 17th, 2013, 11:48 AM
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My daughter is only 3 months old and I already stress about it. Caught the neighbors daughter dry humping some boy behind our house the other day, they scurried off like two rabbits.
I date a marines daughter... I already feel bad for the future boyfriend of your daughter.
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Old March 17th, 2013, 12:01 PM
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My one and only daughter is now 23, but when she started dating I would always have a hole dug and would take the young man for a walk. I would show him the hole and say " This is where you will be if you hurt my daughter. I'm not afraid to go back to prison." More then one of them did not come back. Lol.
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Old March 17th, 2013, 05:01 PM
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Old March 17th, 2013, 05:41 PM
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I tried...lord I tried...the only solace is the fact that every one of the boys my girl dated were scared shitless of me...because the word got around after the first one - I made one of them pee his pants. Of course this brought down the holy hell of both my wife, daughter, and his parents. I was never allowed to bring the shotgun out, cycle a round, and run a little F'er off the property again. The discussion with the kids dad was actually quite easy - he came over all freaked out - I asked him if he had a daughter (I knew he did), the ensuing conversation remained easy. His wife on the other hand called the cops - no issue there as 1/2 of them I have beers with

Once word got out at my daughters High School about what I did it took about a year for another one to try it...I was unable to do anything...but I did talk to his dad and told him pretty much what I would do to his son if anything happened to my girl...this helped both him and me. No issues at all with that little pecker head.

UNFORTUNATELY - she is now 18....on her way to college.....
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Old March 17th, 2013, 06:15 PM
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Old March 17th, 2013, 07:19 PM
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Looking back on some of the explicit stuff various girlfriend's parents walked in on back in the grade school/high school days and after reading some of these posts.. its seems parents up in NY let a lot more slide.

Naturally when I have my own kids they will be all girls because karma is a bitch.
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Old March 17th, 2013, 08:42 PM
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Old March 17th, 2013, 08:50 PM
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I never really understood why other kids we're afraid of the girls fathers, unless the shotgun is out then you're not really a concern to me.
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Old March 17th, 2013, 09:00 PM
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Man.. I can top all of these

Like an idiot I dated the daughter of my Shidoshi, she was so pretty and hot ( her mom even a better knock out ) and I think I had that John / Yoko vibe back then.
We went to the same school and she was at every Rugby game ( school and club ).

Mind you it wasn't out there, I never thought he knew.

I was training for a higher belt and things were getting harder and rougher for me, but I thought Shidoshi wanted me to make him proud.

Anyhow, one night we almost did it, I mean ..the whole 9 yards except the boat was not allowed to enter the port, she said " not yet.. soon " so I figure, next week , DONE DEAL

Monday I went for training and man..I GOT THE BEATING OF A LIFETIME, legally for him I might add *LOL*... he did not say anything ..but I assure you ..I am still in pain.

Well, Aimi ( was her name , means loved beauty or something alike ) told her mom that she was ready to become a woman with me, and her mom told Shidoshi... when she told me what she did I thought WTF , I 'll be dead soon.. ( she also said , she was ready now ) so I did her just on principle.. at least I had her before I die *LOL*

Few month later she broke up with me as I was more occupied with other options... so told her parents " I stopped seeing him as he it is not the one "

Thanks God I have a son...or I would spend the rest of my life behind bars
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Old March 17th, 2013, 09:02 PM
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Theres a line from a Louis C.K. skit that I thought was pretty truthful.
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Old March 17th, 2013, 09:02 PM
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Although I'd like to think I'm 40 years away from worrying about this... My 5 year old only daughter is growing so fast! Between me and her two older brothers (14 and 18), I feel sorry for the boy that tries to take her out on a date... LOL
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Old March 17th, 2013, 09:18 PM
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Come on in son, my daughter will be with you in just a little bit. Sooo what ya'll got planned tonight?
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Old March 17th, 2013, 09:46 PM
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You realize by being over protective as soon as they get out from under your thumb and are in college ....
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You realize by being over protective as soon as they get out from under your thumb and are in college ....
Agreed!
From my experience some of the filthiest girls in my past had overbearing parents.
They just learned really quickly how to keep their shenanigans under he radar.

"Somewhere in this world there are four terrible fathers I have to thank" - Ted

Now of course if I had a daughter and anyone actually harmed her in any way, I'd be digging a hole and paying for bags of lime in cash!
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Old March 17th, 2013, 10:22 PM
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Having only boys, I just have to be friends with the parents of girls in turn....,
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