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Old October 24th, 2008, 03:08 PM
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Its good to stay in practice. You don't want to get rusty!
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Old October 24th, 2008, 03:22 PM
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LOL! That's what I am told frequently!
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Old October 24th, 2008, 03:45 PM
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... it's like watching the plot come together in a good porno.

Wait.... porno movies have plots??
I guess I missed that part.
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Old October 24th, 2008, 03:54 PM
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Wonder what Neil has in plan for the weekend?
Hey everyone! Yeah I did her her last night lol. But before you judge, let me tell you she was pretty good, skin loosens up on a girl in her 30's but hey I'm no spring chicken either. I didn't think it was gonna happen but amazingly she let me come in last night (I never even actually walked all the way into her apt just dropped her off always) and she just walked to her bed and laid down, I was like "what is she doing" but I saw an opportunity because when we kissed in my truck she was moaning so I know I'd be a fucking idiot if I didn't try something now before she changes her mind so I just and started taking off her skirt and panties, I thought she was gonna say no but she just laid there. I didn't even take off her blouse I just started kissing her down there and yeah it taste like piss but I'm just glad it didn't stink of chlamydia or something because I've been with girls that stunk before. Nice and clean and she was pretty tight, she claims to not have had a boyfriend in 2 years but a friend of mine banged her months ago when she was drunk but he said she jumped off when she realized what she was doing and he didn't even nut. My friend is right though she likes guys with money, he drove his lamborghini when he met her. I forgot to call her for her wake up call to get her to work like I said I would but as far as I know, were still going to go to the Exotic Erotic ball this saturday. Flying up then comming back with my pornstar friend Kenny. Hey its going to be at Treasure Island, if you Bay Area guys want to meet up at the party give me a hollar! This party is insane, guys walk around follow hot chicks and jerk off and security/cops do nothing because its anything goes! 626 354 2001

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Yeah Yeah I know I screwed up to some of you but I haven't had any sex for a couple of months and I was sick of choking the chicken. Besides, its not like were getting married. I still have the vegas girl date on Nov 5th and those Canadian chicks are comming after thanksgiving so I hope I get more vagina
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Old October 24th, 2008, 04:11 PM
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bit more of the quote...

Neil McCauley: A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?

perhaps there is something to this...
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Old October 24th, 2008, 04:13 PM
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Well done Neil,

Now you will have no problems dumping her when the time comes. I looked at the website of the exotic erotic event, it certainly looks to be off the hook.

I am sure many of us were jealous that you were knocking boots with porno babes in LA but after your confessional it would appear that the married folks are probably getting it a bit more regularly than you are. Go figure?

Thanks for the update, looking forward to pics of the weekend.
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Old October 24th, 2008, 04:32 PM
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My friend is right though she likes guys with money, he drove his lamborghini when he met her
She should know if you're driving a D90/D110.... you'll have NO money! LOL!!!

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What do you call a single girl at a bar in Maine with a condom in her hand?

A half ton pick-up!
Reminds me of a joke a mate told me the other day:





There's nothing nicer than pulling out of a girl with the condom on the end of your todger......



..... then realising you wern't wearing one at the start.
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Old October 24th, 2008, 04:42 PM
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Well that was a little more info than I was expecting.
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Old October 24th, 2008, 04:52 PM
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Well that was a little more info than I was expecting.

Touché.

This thread went from a silly "Skinemax" movie to straight hardcore with Neil's last post. Wow.
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Old October 24th, 2008, 05:07 PM
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Well done Neil,

Now you will have no problems dumping her when the time comes. I looked at the website of the exotic erotic event, it certainly looks to be off the hook.

I am sure many of us were jealous that you were knocking boots with porno babes in LA but after your confessional it would appear that the married folks are probably getting it a bit more regularly than you are. Go figure?

Thanks for the update, looking forward to pics of the weekend.
Oh yeah hot girls are hard to bag here in LA. I'm not that aggressive when it comes to women, I get numbers all the time but I hardly ever call them either because they are a pornstar (i don't ever want to get involved with pornstars anymore), they have kids, live to far or are flakes. If I lowered my standards yeah I'd get poon more often but the way I see it is I'd rather jack off than bone a fat chick at least I won't have to deal with the drama. Now if their hot, I'll go through the motions and a little drama if I at least think she might give me some. These things are never set in stone, but yeah, I don't get as much as I'd like to and even sometimes I don't feel like going after them like I should, just depends on my mood and whats going on at work. Yeah pics should be good this weekend, I'll keep you guys in mind. The girls that I'm going with are escorts and like to show their shit, one is going to be body painted as a zebra, the other a sexy devil and the other escort I'm not sure yet but I'll be sure to try to get as many pics of them if they do something crazy.

Neil

Come to think of it, I actually turned a few girls down this year, one was a stalker who is a trainer at my gym, the other was Super Hot but had a 9 year old daughter, man that sucked because she was like an 8 and you couldn't even tell, another I met was 24 years old in Vegas at the rehab pool party, very cute latina but had a 4 year old daughter couldn't even tell in a bikini, and one had two kids, very cute that I met at the car wash but like the rest I just didn't call them (even went on a few dates with some of them) because of the kid issue. My friends say I'm an idiot for thinking that way but I call them "mother F'rs" in the literal sense. Plus I can't stand imagining some kid watching a new guy walk into mommas bedroom every week and me being one of them, awful.
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Old October 24th, 2008, 05:17 PM
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BTW I called this outcome in post #78

"'don't worry I know what I'm doing, were just friends for now on.'

This will make her want you. Nothing gets a woman like complete disinterestedness on the part of a man.'"

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Old October 24th, 2008, 06:27 PM
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Well that was a little more info than I was expecting.
Yeah, keep us in suspense a little next time. If she just laid there it sounds more like she thought she was paying her bill.

Rather proud on you for staying away from the MILF's with ex's. But you should make exceptions to that sometimes. Just refuse to go at it with them at their homes. MILF's gotta release sometimes as well. And try to make sure they got all their marbles upstairs.


Keep up the good work. And practice the suspense novel on your next post!
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Old October 24th, 2008, 08:40 PM
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Yeah, keep us in suspense a little next time. If she just laid there it sounds more like she thought she was paying her bill.

Rather proud on you for staying away from the MILF's with ex's. But you should make exceptions to that sometimes. Just refuse to go at it with them at their homes. MILF's gotta release sometimes as well. And try to make sure they got all their marbles upstairs.


Keep up the good work. And practice the suspense novel on your next post!
Hey now ya'll can lay off the single moms!
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Old October 25th, 2008, 12:19 AM
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I thought she was gonna say no but she just laid there.
Was she filing her nails?
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Old October 25th, 2008, 08:08 AM
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This is crazy! Neal clearly needs his own section on this forum page. What was once a page totaly dedicated to our trucks, is not a page that talkes about threesomes?

Matter of fact - this could not only be a section for Neal - but an advice page for all us married people too in their own relationships. We would even get a womens side of things from Staci......

Now Neal......what is this about your post of once every 2 months! I think you should edit that message. You are upseting us all

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My excitement for the morning? Well - I am typing this holding my 9 day old son in my lap. Now I have to go make breakfast for my 21 month old son. I think I will arrange his cearal and fruit today in the shape of a Land Rover 101

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"and yeah it taste like piss" lol, the joys of eating out!

All right Neil, we gotta get a couple of LA folks together at Hooters in Pasadena this week. I'm sure I'm not the only one that wants to hear this weekend's events in person!

Staci, too bad you're not in LA.

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Old October 25th, 2008, 06:52 PM
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"and yeah it taste like piss" lol, the joys of eating out!

All right Neil, we gotta get a couple of LA folks together at Hooters in Pasadena this week. I'm sure I'm not the only one that wants to hear this weekend's events in person!

Staci, too bad you're not in LA.

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Nah, it's probably a good thing! Besides Hooters food blows!
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Old October 26th, 2008, 01:42 AM
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Ya, I know. But who goes for the food... we'd be there for the beer and the stories.
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