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Old July 6th, 2012, 12:43 PM
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Question Date with an attorney tonight. What do?

So That girl who is an attorney for the state called me on Monday nite and we decided on tonight. She said dinner or coffee, but since I mentioned dinner awhile back I think I'll take her to either Mi Piaci's in Old Town Pasadena (case she dosen't want to go that far) or probably to BOA's steak house or mabye SPAGOS on Cannon in Beverly Hills. I like a good steak anyway so I don't mind taking her out to a nice restaurant. Shes older (32) so I'm not sexually turned on by her but because the lady that set us up is a client and just a very nice lady in general, I decided to go ahead to take her out so I don't look like an a hole to our mutual friend. I heard shes an attorney that represents abused children in foster care. Need help. What to talk about/avoid?
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Old July 6th, 2012, 12:58 PM
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I think you should avoid showing her pictures that you have posted online here in the past.
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Old July 6th, 2012, 01:05 PM
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Im just going to try to avoid my favorite controversial topics such as abortion, presidents with 3 muslim names, socialism and dirty whores. I'll try to focus on architecture, tv shows, movies and my work.
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but take pictures of course, maybe you can even upgrade to using a go pro hd
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Old July 6th, 2012, 01:15 PM
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i would do that
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Old July 6th, 2012, 01:16 PM
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You are either the biggest retard in the world or comic genius for what you post online. I am not a big fan of giving people the benefit of the doubt so I will assume you are a retard. My guess is this girl is doing her friend a favor just like you are. I would spend the entire date talking about the following:
1. How if you could only find someone to split a slab of sysco meat with, the dinner would have been half the cost.
2. There is no physical evidence that Sandusky is guilty.

Things to avoid:
1. Your job. No reason to further stereotypes about Asian men working for their dad's at their restaurants.
2. Showing up in a Ed Hardy wife beater while wearing your apron. You should probably avoid bringing a meat cleaver and a live/dead duck.
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Old July 6th, 2012, 01:20 PM
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You are either the biggest retard in the world....
That is a bit harsh Barry. As you are well aware the world is packed full of retards and the chance that Neil is the at the top of that pile is somewhat remote.
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Old July 6th, 2012, 01:35 PM
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Yeah barry is right, I'll show up in my Kung Fu Panda apron just like Po's dad. Only problem is, I'm not exactly in the restaurant business. More like, property management business since I could also say I work at a starbucks, t-mobile, kfc, and much much more. I could even say i work at a chinese foot massage joint.
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What about the Chinese laundry where all your Ed hardy shirts hang from a 90?
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Yes, definitely talk about your job, and your favorite tv shows. Because if there's one thing that women like, it's hearing all about you.
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Old July 6th, 2012, 02:32 PM
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That would be my mom whom I make slave over the washboard for my sawarsky crystal lined ed hardy shirts, which require toothbrush polishing with a special paste made from the bone marrow of aborted Chinese fetuses.

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Yes, definitely talk about your job, and your favorite tv shows. Because if there's one thing that women like, it's hearing all about you.

Hell yeah! I havent even gotten to the part about my love of cars and the ultimate mancave garage I'm planning. Who wants to hear about her and her abused foster children..phooey
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It is spelled Swarovski and pronounced "Swore-off-Ski"
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Hmm. Check this out. She just texted me that shes tired today from a long week and if we can post-pone dinner until Sunday. She said she is still interested in meeting me for coffee tonight depending on how she feels. I just texted her back 7:30 is more my speed since I have some projects to finish on Sunday and that I'll be done with the gym at 8pm tonight and to call me if shes still down. i'd rather work out really. She wants to go to Sushi Roku. Interesting.
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Does that mean you are a back up plan if something better does not come along?
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Does that mean you are a back up plan if something better does not come along?
Anything is possible, you never know. But remember, I didn't pursue her, she called me to hang out, it wasn't like I actually am dying to go out with her. Shes a 32 yo unmarried plain jane, not exactly the pick of the litter. As far as backup plans, I always have a backup plan on Fridays, its called clubbing with my best friends (whom I care more about) or porking the girlfriend, who is always available. Or the bootycall Diane, whom I like to call old faithful. So no biggie to me really.
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Undergrads, Neil, undergrads.
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....also you have to think positive.
No Mexican food for her just in case she is so impressed she gives up the anal cherry after the first date.
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....also you have to think positive.
No Mexican food for her just in case she is so impressed she gives up the anal cherry after the first date.
This is precisely why he calls the other broad 'Old Faithful'...
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Undergrads, Neil, undergrads.
Hey I'm all for meeting undergrads. Theres this other girl that is a client who's doing some kind of graduate studies course at USC thats been asking about me at work. She actually brought her dad to my work just to meet me last week. I was wtf. He was like "so we finally meet" I'm like "we were suppost to?" He even asked how old I was, I was like "i'm real old brother, SSI old" He didn't look to excited about that. The bad. Shes asian from San Fran. So anyway looks like the date is pushed to Sunday. I'll post what happens.

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This is precisely why he calls the other broad 'Old Faithful'...

I call her old faithful because the bootycall is 38 years old. I feel gross porking her but she keeps calling me whenever she wants sex, which is pretty often and its free. But shes sucks a mean dick for free, so thats the only positive. That and availability since I never ever call this broad. But I always cringe right after I ejaculate because shes so old.
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I decided to go ahead to take her out so I don't look like an a hole to our mutual friend. ?
Im guessing too late for that... LOL...
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