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Old July 6th, 2012, 06:53 PM
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This could possibly be the funniest thread I have ever read on the source.

Treehorn I think I pissed myself laughing out loud at that post about the anal cherry!
Has anyone ever confirmed that Neil is a real person? WTF?
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Old July 6th, 2012, 07:05 PM
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talk about the California Bar exam, how it has a very high fail rate, and how smart she must be for being admitted to the California Bar. ask her about how she studied for it, if she took BarBri (pronounced "bar bree"), what law school she went to, and what she sees herself doing with her legal career in five years.

as an attorney i can guarantee this is good dinner conversation stuff!!!

good luck, young skywalker.
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Old July 6th, 2012, 07:14 PM
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may the FARCE be with you..
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Old July 6th, 2012, 07:29 PM
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Neil, just be yourself. That should be enough to impress her.
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Old July 6th, 2012, 07:40 PM
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may the FARCE be with you..
That's a good one.
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Old July 6th, 2012, 07:55 PM
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I can assure everyone on here that Neil is real. Human is another story. I love the old faithful comment. I am shocked any girl would fuck you regardless of age unless they were a prostitute. Granted I have seen the pics you have posted and they are always rough.

New topic for the date:

Ask the lawyer if there are any 18 year old hot girls in the foster care system that you could help out since she is well beyond her prime herself. It's the right thing for her to do since she is so old and useless.
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Old July 6th, 2012, 11:06 PM
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Ya REALLY wanna impress her...ask her for younger than 18. that oughta get the ball rolling nicely..
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Old July 6th, 2012, 11:42 PM
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Ya REALLY wanna impress her...ask her for younger than 18. that oughta get the ball rolling nicely..
I have been trying to foster 16-17 year olds to teach them a trade (ie make them work on my vehicles and/or house).
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Old July 7th, 2012, 09:08 AM
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Dont they bust those sort of rings all the time, 16 year old poor damaged destitute cute good looking little girls to work on your car, constantly washing it in the standard uniform of tight little white t-shirts..lol... Yeah right....sicko...lol.. mmmmm
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Old July 7th, 2012, 11:43 AM
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The only abuse they may suffer is learning to work on unreliable British vehicles. ;-)
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You should probably just cancel to save her the frustration of meeting you and the later embarrassment of someone in her office showing her pics from the internet passed out on your couch with her skirt around her ankles clutching your AK 47.
Not because she is a drunk but because you drugged her.
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Old July 7th, 2012, 01:32 PM
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roofies..woop woop..is AK47 code word for something else..???..LOL...
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