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Old March 17th, 2011, 07:16 PM
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New Jersey will host the US Special Olympics in 2014.
The game’s opening ceremonies will be held at The Prudential Center, while most of the competition will take place at the College of New Jersey in Ewing, which is also where the Olympic Village is to be set up.
The games are slated to take place June 13 - 21, 2014, and will feature nearly 3,500 athletes competing in 14 Olympic-style sports.
The event is also expected to have nearly 1,000 coaches and 8,000 volunteers.
The games, founded by the late Eunice Kennedy Schriver, is an international organization and competition held every two years, alternating between summer and winter games, for people who have intellectual disabilities.
There are also local, national and regional competitions in over 150 countries.
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Old March 18th, 2011, 07:53 AM
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Old March 18th, 2011, 08:13 AM
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Old March 18th, 2011, 10:20 AM
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I have used this joke three times in 24 hours with fellow nj people.
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Is the prudential center in Newark? Do we have to worry about wheel chairjacking?

From a friend who fell off a fire escape and now had a partially dead leg. Do you think I can compete even if I have my mental facilities?

If you guys are touchy about the special olympics my humor is wasted. Make sure if you ever turn the tv on and there is a comedy central roast on, you immediately pull your tv plug out of the wall.
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so jokes like - What does NASA stand for? would they be PC?
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Old March 18th, 2011, 11:13 AM
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Don't worry Barry - you're humor wasn't wasted on me. I got a chuckle.
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I have used this joke three times in 24 hours with fellow nj people.
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Is the prudential center in Newark? Do we have to worry about wheel chairjacking?

From a friend who fell off a fire escape and now had a partially dead leg. Do you think I can compete even if I have my mental facilities?

If you guys are touchy about the special olympics my humor is wasted. Make sure if you ever turn the tv on and there is a comedy central roast on, you immediately pull your tv plug out of the wall.

is this your way of saying you consider yourself a funny guy ?
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Old March 18th, 2011, 12:23 PM
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is this your way of saying you consider yourself a funny guy ?
I just like retard jokes. I am writing a book on them. I also have a book of Jewish Black jokes that I started.
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Although I did not find this joke funny or offensive...please keep trying.

I love the comedy central roasts...

Gilbert Godfrieds Aristocrats joke at a roast (i think Hefners) was one of the best I have ever heard.

For some reason I have 4 copies of Bob Sagats roast DVD...Barty if you PM me your address I will send you a copy to thank you for the daily humor break.

-->Edited cause my ipad keyboard sucks...
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Here you go:
What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family.
What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What's the difference between Horsey and pizza oven? A pizza oven is six feet tall.
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I just got a letter in the mail to donate to the special Olympics annual fund. It came with this sticker. Horsey if you added me to the mailing list I would be so proud not because I would support you in your dreams to do the pole vault but if you were trying to burn me with junk mail.
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One ticket to the special olympics - $25
One flight to the special olympics - $900
Barry's attempt at humor - Witless
Though he willing to pull the Jewish cards.

Just wait for us non practicing Catholics to attempt humor
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Retarded jokes aren't funny. A wise man once told me never ridicule someone for something they have no control over...it's not funny it just makes you an asshole.
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Does that mean I can't make fun of Diabetes? As a T1 I have no control over getting the disease, but it sure is fun to crack jokes about it and the stupid crap I do when my blood sugar is low- hypo retarded as it is called.
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Does that mean I can't make fun of Diabetes? As a T1 I have no control over getting the disease, but it sure is fun to crack jokes about it and the stupid crap I do when my blood sugar is low- hypo retarded as it is called.
You can do whatever you like obviously. Personally I just don't make jokes about people who are disformed, disfigured or otherwise severly handicapped. I just think it isn't funny and makes the person telling the joke come off as a douche. Just my 2cents.
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Yeah why dont you all post a west coast IMA FAG D90 OWNER website and BBS?
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Does that mean I can't make fun of Diabetes? As a T1 I have no control over getting the disease, but it sure is fun to crack jokes about it and the stupid crap I do when my blood sugar is low- hypo retarded as it is called.
Off topic... My girlfriend has type1. Do you use an insulin pump? My brother actually works for Animis Corp... That thing is pretty cool.
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You know, you are right. We really should lay off Horsey. Its not his fault

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