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Old April 27th, 2012, 01:59 PM
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Old April 27th, 2012, 02:04 PM
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This is hilarious.

Someone has a shitload of free time.
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Old April 27th, 2012, 02:16 PM
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is that your logo in the bottom left corner?
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Old April 27th, 2012, 02:19 PM
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The car chickled at my failed attempt at manliness, and became so bloated with testosterone that it literally blew a head gasket. Oh, right, you’re definitely going to have to fix that…
This is the wining comment for me.
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Old April 27th, 2012, 02:40 PM
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Old April 27th, 2012, 03:41 PM
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how do you find this shit?
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Old April 27th, 2012, 03:48 PM
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He was looking for a new ride.
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Old April 27th, 2012, 04:11 PM
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how do you find this shit?
Jalopnik.com ... Or josh maintains an index for the entire Internet in his short term memory ..
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Old April 27th, 2012, 04:13 PM
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that is great.....the add has to make it worth more
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Old April 27th, 2012, 04:18 PM
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for 700.00 thats a great "story" to tell!
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Old April 27th, 2012, 09:54 PM
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I really would have expected it to go for closer to the KBB value of $199,999. I feel like my most recent purchase falls short by comparison .
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