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Old December 12th, 2011, 05:34 PM
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Talking Anyone interested in going to a stripper Holliday X-mas party tonight?

My LAPD buddy says this is generally a stripper employee or special guest invite only kinda stripper party but heck, I say everyone should enjoy dirty whores this Holliday season! It's in Buena Park like around 8ish at some strip joint, if you want to go I will text you the address. I'm sure at the very least you'll see a lot of titties and poon.
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Old December 12th, 2011, 07:45 PM
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If I lived in LA I would be there
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Old December 12th, 2011, 07:51 PM
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Yeah too bad man, wish you could make it. Should be very entertaining tonight.
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Old December 12th, 2011, 07:59 PM
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If I didn't want to go to Buena Park, I'd be there...
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Old December 12th, 2011, 08:08 PM
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If I didn't want to go to Buena Park, I'd be there...
I'm sure you'll regret it. I'm driving all the way to torrance to meet my buddy at his pad, then we leave from there. Then I hit the gym and later, go home to wash off the stripper snail trail off my jeans. Ahh, gotta love whores.
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Old December 12th, 2011, 08:10 PM
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I feel like I can write Neil's followup post even before he gets there.

So I am banging this chick while firing my nine in the air. I was making her suck the hot barrel when I suddenly realized by her hands that she was over 40 so I knew I had to jet. I was trying to run out on the bill when her pimp came out so I jumped out of a third story window. Thankfully my 90 with its new heavy duty ghetto sled suspension was right below the window. Did you know OME springs are handed? Good thing too as I needed that extra compression on the drivers side.

Long story short anyone know how to fix a giant asian size hole in my soft top and does anyone know if it is bad if it hurts when I pee?
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Old December 12th, 2011, 08:13 PM
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I feel like I can write Neil's followup post even before he gets there.

So I am banging this chick while firing my nine in the air. I was making her suck the hot barrel when I suddenly realized by her hands that she was over 40 so I knew I had to jet. I was trying to run out on the bill when her pimp came out so I jumped out of a third story window. Thankfully my 90 with its new heavy duty ghetto sled suspension was right below the window. Did you know OME springs are handed? Good thing too as I needed that extra compression on the drivers side.

Long story short anyone know how to fix a giant asian size hole in my soft top and does anyone know if it is bad if it hurts when I pee?
And then I found $5...
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Old December 12th, 2011, 08:13 PM
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Wait so after all this you plan to go to the gym?
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Old December 12th, 2011, 08:18 PM
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Hell yeah! Its Monday, and its arm, shoulders and legs day! Barry you should dictate my threads for me because everyone know that Jews are the best at story telling (Hollywood)
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Old December 12th, 2011, 08:19 PM
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Hell yeah! Its Monday, and its arm, shoulders and legs day! Barry you should dictate my threads for me because everyone know that Jews are the best at story telling (Hollywood)
I agree, now someone in hollywood please hire me.
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Old December 12th, 2011, 08:28 PM
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There supposedly will be free food there too. I think it'll be worth the trip. I heard they will even have a special menu which consists of bacon wrapped gelfelta fish and snitzel style breaded shellfish for our jew buddies.
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Old December 12th, 2011, 09:21 PM
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Yeah too bad man, wish you could make it. Should be very entertaining tonight.
For real man. When I make my left coast trip, I'll drop you a line.

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I agree, now someone in hollywood please hire me.
I'm surprised after that attempt at a Neil story Adam Sandler isn't beating down your door.
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Genuine land rover brotherhood spirit for the holidays
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