This reminds me of a few years ago when all the newsies kept asking the band 'Anthrax' if they were going to change their name to make people feel better. I think the response was something along the lines of "Uh, we're a metal band, we don't really care what people think"
My oil line fix
My 100k stopped odometer fix
Brace for impact, I'm in a "modifying mood". Massive thread count inbound.