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Old June 2nd, 2012, 07:52 AM
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I would wear a glove on that one Neil.
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Old June 4th, 2012, 11:54 PM
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Seems like the older I get, the worse it gets. This 32 year old attorney with no kids wants to go out on a date with me, shes even worse I think. She sent me a pic of her yesterday. Very plain jane.

The plain Jane ones know they gotta go to work to keep you interested, the really hot ones tend (not always) to lay there and bitch 'cause they know there are half a dozen dogs sniffing around the corner.

If the plain Jane has a sense of humor, can put on a ball cap with a pony tail and really enjoy a day wheeling in a Rover then I am in. That hot chick who bitches about the loud tires, no ac, diesel fumes and getting muddy. has little worth to me. Too much like my ex-wife. Cool pony tail chick anyday!

As for the crazy Russian chick, as soon as she finds you got a little scratch, Yri the Russian boyfriend/mobster will be on the next flight to visit. Slit your throat and be driving around town in your Rover the next ordering pizza on your cell phone and going to tittie bars on your Amex card. Run don't hide.

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Old June 5th, 2012, 09:13 PM
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The plain Jane ones know they gotta go to work to keep you interested, the really hot ones tend (not always) to lay there and bitch 'cause they know there are half a dozen dogs sniffing around the corner.

If the plain Jane has a sense of humor, can put on a ball cap with a pony tail and really enjoy a day wheeling in a Rover then I am in. That hot chick who bitches about the loud tires, no ac, diesel fumes and getting muddy. has little worth to me. Too much like my ex-wife. Cool pony tail chick anyday!

As for the crazy Russian chick, as soon as she finds you got a little scratch, Yri the Russian boyfriend/mobster will be on the next flight to visit. Slit your throat and be driving around town in your Rover the next ordering pizza on your cell phone and going to tittie bars on your Amex card. Run don't hide.

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I met up with this girl again last nite at Playhouse, this time she texted me from outside "im with my friend, shes not 21, can you get us in?" I tried, got them through the ropes but the bouncer saw her passport and said NOPE!. Her friend was another hot Russian chick, but shes a blond with really perfectly round titties. And shes was only 20 years old. sucks because I would of taxed her friends ass for free drinks. booo
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Im calling BS- perfect titties gets in everytime
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Im calling BS- perfect titties gets in everytime
I really wish that really did happen, I would of been all over her friend. She even grabbed my hand when she thought I was going to get in her. The club could lose their bar license if they get caught.
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Are we going to see pics of her? She sounds nice.
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perfect and titties is extremely subjective.
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perfect and titties is extremely subjective.

that's why there is a "bouncer" at the door
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I met up with this girl again last nite at Playhouse, this time she texted me from outside "im with my friend, shes not 21, can you get us in?" I tried, got them through the ropes but the bouncer saw her passport and said NOPE!. Her friend was another hot Russian chick, but shes a blond with really perfectly round titties. And shes was only 20 years old. sucks because I would of taxed her friends ass for free drinks. booo
I believe it, i stay away from certain places cause I'm not 21, and I've see girls get rejected before, and even girls that are 21+ get a hard time because CT ID's look like shit.
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